wanna buy a monkey?

a) "cabin boy" may just be the best, worst movie ever. and i saw it in the theatre. what a lucky guy. i haven't seen it in 10 years and that's okay with me.
b) can it be that 1993 was 14 years ago?
c) urban outfitters is selling smiths' t-shirts
d) my condo is about to go on the market, wanna buy it?
e) tom poston died
f) one interview in the last month
g) wait, i have a web site?
h) i have a cold war kids song stuck in my head (hang me up to dry)
i) summer is hot
j) i still maintain that plastic is the most important invention of the last 150 years
k) it's may
l) top five bands who agreed to, but bailed on, interviews with me during the last year: youth group, harvey danger, the raveonettes, the black lips, the hold steady
m) such is life
n) no, really, wanna buy a condo?